Mother cafe to open in Osaka
Otaku used goods chain Mandarake has put up an announcement saying that they will be opening a new cafe called “Mother” with their new store in Shinsaibashi, Osaka. Together with the announcement is also a recruitment notice for females above the age of 25 that like talking and listening to people.
The new Mandarake store is named “Grand chaos” too, and the mother cafe is actually Mandarake’s first venture into the cafe business.
March 6th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
they should make a cafe where it’s a bus and you try to get into the back of the bus and you have to rub against girls in the bus because it’s crowded with girls,and at the back it will be a normal cafe.
March 6th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Above 25 ? Shouldn’t it be…. 30 ? These days, older women don’t really look that old until they reach the 30s.
And damn, more age-based stereotypeing down here: they seem to think being 30 is old. I can imagine what’d happen to them when they reach 60.
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I’m not keen on this idea though. Seriously, I’d rather go to a ‘couples’ club, where I get treated by both a maid and a butler, and who will both french-kiss in front of my table, and I end up having to serve myself.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
NO BUTLERS PLZ. NO DICKS OTHER THAN MY OWN AND MY PARTY MEMBERS WITHIN A 50 YARD RADIUS.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
i dunno, girls are like milk, there’s a use by date (26), and 25 is very motherly I would say. especially for asians, since their eyes seem to shrink as they get older,
March 7th, 2008 at 12:00 am
25 is ‘motherly’ ?
Girls are like milk ?
And people say we treat woman like objects. I can imagine a lot of feminists that’d be pissed by those two statements alone. Girls are not like milk at all, and I’m sure there are some who look youthful way even into their 40s.
And, unlike some people…. if you want to treat women like objects, you might as well do the same for guys.
YES I WANT PEOPLE WITH DICKS WITHIN 50 YEARDS OF MY PARTY MEMBERS SO SHUDDUP
March 7th, 2008 at 2:39 am
THERE’S A DICK NEXT TO MAH PARTY MEMBER LOLWHUT.
March 7th, 2008 at 2:52 am
Thanks Pedr-A-Aziz for sharing your fantasy here! I’d sure like to hear more lol.
March 7th, 2008 at 3:24 am
THERE’S A DICK NEXT TO MAH PARTY MEMBER LOLWHUT.
>The irony of that comment is that member is another euphemism for ‘testicle’. And two is kind of a party.
March 7th, 2008 at 7:14 am
Hey bro, no offense, but chicks lose their virginity when they have their first period, so it’s not like girls that are 20 or 25 are young. and yeah, 25 is a nice age for a mother, I’m just saying, I don’t go to cafes to look at older woman,
you ever been to a cafe? when the chicks there are all 18-22 it’s a lot more comfy then when some older 25 year old serves you, trust me, 25 year olds
just don’t make me feel like i’m having a good time at a place. and anything over 30. I get the fuck out of there.
anyway, when a 22 year old chick acts “motherly” it’s very hot, then again, like I said, Asians are a different breed of Dog, maybe to them, it’s a lot easier to talk to old people.
March 7th, 2008 at 8:08 am
>Asians are a different breed of Dog
LOL IN EFFECT
March 7th, 2008 at 8:19 am
To Aziz->
Damn, you racist or what ? Then again, I’m guessing it’s a figure of speech, but, first girls as milk, now dogs as asians, what next ? I can imagine a lot of asian people offended by that allegory.
Sadly, in Singapore, we only have one maid cafe, and it’s expensive, so, no, I won’t know what you’re talking about. And, I feel more comfy eating at home, where it’s cheaper and I can serve myself.
March 7th, 2008 at 9:28 am
Pedr-A-Aziz
>Your definition of virginity and youth make no sense.
March 8th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
“Hey bro, no offense, but chicks lose their virginity when they have their first period”
WHAT? - dude, come back when you’ve hit puberty.
March 9th, 2008 at 4:33 am
keeping all the feminist and racist issues aside,
i find 25 to be more like an older sister than mother to me…
March 9th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
>i find 25 to be more like an older sister than mother to me…
As a 23 year old, and with cousins that age… I can agree and support that sentiment. Admittedly, it may be different for a 16 to 18 years old, but opinions change when they do get older, and meet people slightly older than them.
March 10th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
>As a 23 year old
YOUNG AND HOMOSEXUAL
March 10th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
BISEXUAL, troll, BISEXUAL
UNLIKE THE TWO MISOGYNISTS THAT PLAGUED THIS POST TAKE YOUR MALE CHAUVINISTIC ATTITUDES ELSEWHERE
March 11th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
YOU TOUCH DICKS, THAT EQUALS HOMOSEXUAL.
THATS IT AND THATS ALL.
THERE IS NO “I LIKE BOTH” ONCE YOU HAVE FULLY GRASPED ANOTHER MANS PIECE.
March 11th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
>ONCE YOU HAVE FULLY GRASPED ANOTHER MANS PIECE.
So…. the troll is a homosexual ?
You seem to express it as if you have enjoyed a man’s dick.
And yes, there’s sucha thing such as a bisexual. SHows how much you know.
March 12th, 2008 at 12:01 am
YOU MUST HAVE AN IDENTITY CRISIS, JUST WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU.
1) CHARLES
2) BLACKADDER
3) RANDOM PLAY OFF MY NAME
MAKE UP YOUR MIND. OR DONT.
STAY A HOMOSEXUAL.
YOU DICK TOUCHER YOU.
March 12th, 2008 at 12:07 am
Nanny nanny poo poo
*sticks out tongue*
You wanna CAPSLOCK ? I’ll post as three different names then. And again, I’m bi, and that’s that. I believe in free love for all.
March 13th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
FAG
March 14th, 2008 at 12:38 am
“I hope someday you’ll join us, and the world will be as one…”