What is Illusion trying to do

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Illusion announced Yuusha kara wa negerarenai! on DQ9 launch day, but DQ knock offs are so common they don’t even need mentioning anymore! Then again on second look Illusion seems to be taking it a little further.

The priest character’s name is Enis Erauqs (Square Enix in reverse)

The elf character Eclair’s sample voice says:
“The noble princess knight with the nickname of Lightning of Lightning who is able to control magic at will, Eclair Molniya Relámpago Fulmen Lampo Blitz Astrapê Thirteen is here!”

éclair = Lightning in French
Molniya = Lightning in Russian
Relámpago = Lightning in Spanish
Fulmen = Lightning in Latin
Lampo = Lightning in Italian
Blitz = Lightning in German
Astrapê = Lightning in Greek
Thirteen = Thirteen in English

A few years ago a certain character from FF13 who was introduced as “the noble female knight with the nickname of Light Speed who is able to control gravity at will” was joked about a lot, but I can’t remember her name right now. (hint: Lightning)

Maybe they’ll also announce a nail artist ganguro fairy whose only role in the game is for everybody to beat her to death.

I hope Illusion survives the ninja attacks on their office.

12 Responses to “What is Illusion trying to do”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    “but I can’t remember her name right now.”

    Liar. You just had to say that to force people to find out her name.

  2. Anonymous Says:

    Oh man. Has anyone beat her to death yet? I made it to 700 damge but then I was too exhausted to continue…

  3. Anonymous Says:

    Made it to 1501. If you don’t intend to put even more effort into it, then don’t even start. Because nothing really happened even at 1500.

  4. EvilLinkz Says:

    >Thirteen = Thirteen in English

    TL note:

  5. Anonymous Says:

    so does the site work inside of japan? it gives some wacky error for me and i’m too lazy to use a proxy

  6. Anonymous Says:

    >so does the site work inside of japan?

    sorry, japanese onry.

  7. sibladeko Says:

    Illusion as long banned foreign IPs after the rapelay debacle.

  8. Anonymous Says:

    yeah, but they took down the GAIJIN OUT page and apparently have just redirected all gaijin traffic to a 404, which seems slightly more clever

  9. nya~~ Says:

    not really ..i can access Illusion’s site yesterday (but they banned the ip today =.=;;)

  10. Barachem Says:

    Still not dead after 11111 damage:

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/Barachem/Sandy_11111.png

    I quit not long after that.

  11. Anonymous Says:

    Anywhere someone who doesn’t know Japanese can read about the rage against the ganguro fairy or whatever?

  12. Anonymous Says:

    Ha ha, the dark elf is apparently a spellcaster who wears green, and her name is Ruidia. Sounds familiar?

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