Pay 1,000 yen to get slapped in the face by a girl
A new shop called Cute room will be opening in Akihabara on the 4th of October and they will allow customers to do all sorts of activities with the girls there, such as getting slapped in the face (both sides) at the great bargain price of 1,000 yen (US$11).
The shop works in the way where you first select a room (little sister room, maid room, school room, Japanese room, or Monster Hunter cat & pig room). Then you pick a costume for the girl, and it costs 4,000 yen for 40 minutes, 5,500 yen for 60 minutes, and 7,500 yen for 80 minutes, and 2,000 yen for every extra 20 minute extension.
List of activities that can be done with the girl:
Don’t ask what “looking at you” is supposed to be about. I have no idea at all. Akihabara is still on the front lines of culture as always.
The entire list is basically stuff that that could be experienced by having a girlfriend, but mentioning that might be taboo.
Via: Digimaga
September 24th, 2009 at 9:18 am
Well, it’s true that some people are so ugly you should be paid to look at them…
September 24th, 2009 at 9:21 am
When seen in the context of Japanese society, this makes *almost perfect sense*. ALMOST.
“Tsundere, dere dere slap” sounds like a killing move from a manga or videogame. XD
“Looking at you” is a mystery. ¯\(O_o)/¯
How about “Bromide”? It’s quite cheap (300 yen), but… Isn’t Bromide a sedative? *confused now*
September 24th, 2009 at 9:21 am
Can I choose which part of my body gets slapped?
September 24th, 2009 at 10:04 am
Huh.
みてるううう
Who is doing the looking? It is a mystery. SOMEBODY CHECK IT OUT.
September 24th, 2009 at 10:10 am
serial:
A bromide = a photo.
Anonymouse:
You have to pay more depending on which part…
September 24th, 2009 at 10:26 am
Hmmm lying on a girl’s lap while they clean your ear, will never work. Actually, it’s a health hazard! What if the wax falls deeper into the ear while she is cleaning it?
September 24th, 2009 at 10:38 am
im trying to work out which is better/cheaper/happier. having a gf full time, part-time or contract.
not an easy decision.
September 24th, 2009 at 10:54 am
Am I alone in the fact that such a business idea scares the crap out of me? I don’t really think I want this to take off… It might give people a rather interesting “idea” about how much they can get away with in actual relationships.
I do not like the look my wife just gave me, for instance…
September 24th, 2009 at 11:20 am
There are men paying girls to kick them in balls; to be piss and shat on. Don’t see why this is scary.
More importantly, did you pay your wife 1000 yen?
September 24th, 2009 at 11:21 am
Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~
Okay, now pay up Zepy!
September 24th, 2009 at 11:32 am
potassium bromide, dogs love it
i hope this joint is still around in january.
id check it out and have a full report on it, but im sure someone will beat me to it.
wonder if they will allow you to film in there (with advance notice, for sure.)
September 24th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Actually anonymouse, if they are careful it does work!
It also feels really really good, although doctors now recommend against it because most people suck and push the wax further into the ear.
September 24th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
you must understand, not every ethnic groups earwax is the same consistency.
September 24th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
They should do the game thing over here where arcades are dieing and people are having trouble finding local competition.
I do wonder how anyone can take 20 minutes to clean their ears though…
September 24th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
This is actually kinda sad.
I wish the guys would find true love one day.
September 24th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
We will not only find True Love. We will Love Plus.
September 25th, 2009 at 12:46 am
I wonder if someone actually got dumped in Love Plus. Would that even be possible?
Not even Cute Room would be able to help that guy.
September 25th, 2009 at 2:31 am
>I wonder if someone actually got dumped in Love Plus. Would that even be possible?
Don’t worry, you get to reset.
September 25th, 2009 at 3:06 am
>implying that maintaining a girlfriend aka expensive slut is cheaper than paying for these services
September 25th, 2009 at 4:14 am
>implying girlfriends need maintenance aside from nightly dickings. for free.
September 25th, 2009 at 7:06 am
Anonymous Says:
September 25th, 2009 at 4:14 am
どこの夢世界からきた、おまえ？
September 25th, 2009 at 7:26 am
The things people will do for money……
September 25th, 2009 at 11:12 am
A love letter?
Really?I mean whats the point if you have to freaking pay for it?
I imagine that would if anything make you feel worse after you fully realize it.
Cleaning ears on the other hand…now thats not so uncommon but I guess its kinda part of the whole girlfriend theme the shop is built on..
September 25th, 2009 at 11:26 am
I’m sure a businnes like this appeared at the british documental Japanorama.
September 25th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
anonymouse you’re awesome.
i lold so hard when you said we will not find true love we will rabbu purassu
September 25th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
むなしい気持ちと言うものは存在しないのかな、こんなサービスを本気で利用する人には…
September 26th, 2009 at 3:00 am
Yes… Money can buy love… who say money can’t buy everything?
September 26th, 2009 at 9:30 am
that guy: But, you know that True Rub is always better.
September 26th, 2009 at 9:33 am
True Rub == 真ラブ。
September 26th, 2009 at 9:39 am
Why can’t she just fuck you?
September 26th, 2009 at 10:02 am
Where’s the fun in that?
September 26th, 2009 at 10:06 am
I mean, sex without rub is just sex. It will be far more meaningful if you rub each other.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:10 am
I don’t get it. There is already such thing which is called the “Boyfriend/Girlfriend expirience”. In fact this is a very popular service within the escort industry (I’m talking about western society). So, it seems to me that a hour of such service which is comprised of many many actions (some of which are far more “advanvced”), will be significantly cheaper and give more of a “buck value” than acuiring each of those actions seperatly.
September 29th, 2009 at 10:20 am
“Why don’t you just get a slut,” is what the person above me is trying to say.
September 29th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
LOL.
All I’m saying is that the aforementioned shop seems rather pointless to me…
By the way not all who give such services are “sluts” per se. At least not in the demeaning “Whore” way you mean. There are many who are not giving (or are not asked to give) sexual favors at all, everything is done rather in a “gentlemanly” fashion.
Also, it seems that in the recent years a new…profession/branding of an old occupacion has emerged in the form of “Surrogates”, which try to distance itself from lewdness and try to position itself within a Psychologically terapudical aura. Naturally they charge accordingly…:-P
And can guys be ’sluts’? It is to my understanding (and I could be wrong) that most of the clientele of such things are comprised of women.
October 6th, 2009 at 12:42 am
Oh my gosh! That’s just too ‘terrible’ in the positive way of saying. I think the activities are fun. Come on people, don’t slut them all. These girls just want todo something fun.
At least I think it’s funny. A bit weird, but we are getting used to them, right?
December 1st, 2009 at 5:14 pm
They’re almost a building of legal prostitutes :/
January 11th, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Looking at you is obvious. It’s so you can watch it later and imagine cumshotting on her face.