Paying to get slapped by a girl is not unique
Paying 1,000 yen to get slapped by a girl (both ways) is apparently not as uncommon as previously thought as Japanese blog Coffee Writer writes. This place called Akiba Hizamakura Nurse Station which specializes in head massages while you lie on a girl’s lap is also already offering the slapping service, at the same price of 1,000 yen for both ways too.
Maybe we just didn’t know about it, but it might already be normal in that industry to slap both ways at the standard price of 1,000 yen!
But there are apparently other more wonderful places in Akiba under the same company that owns Nurse Station:
At Akiba Fumikko Gakuen, which basically means Akiba Academy of girls that step (on you), you can get girls in school uniforms to step on you. It’s technically supposed to be a massage, but it’s done by having the girl step on parts of the body.
The girl can change her socks for 1,000 yen too, as an option.
Akiba Girls’ Dormitory is where it simulates you going into a girl’s room in a girl’s dormitory to play with her. She’ll be in her pajamas of course. And when it says “play with the girl” the site doesn’t say what customers would be doing, in what would be a minimum of 30 minutes that would be spent with the girl.
It lists a whole lot of optional activities though, all of which must be paid for on top of the fee to “play with the girl”.
They list activities such as (not a complete list):
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Get slapped by every single girl in the girls’ dormitory (3,000 yen)
!?!?!?
September 29th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
what’s with slapping and cafes?
September 29th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
>the site doesn’t say what customers would be doing
this just opens it up for a whole lot of own
September 29th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
It’s hard for me to think of something sadder than paying a woman a thousand yen to read a romance manga with you. That’s some pathetic shit right there.
September 29th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Good thing I didn’t know about these places, or else I would have been broke!!!
September 29th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
only 3,000 yen for the entire shop?
What a deal!
but srsly, I’m sure I can get slapped for free if I played my cards right/wrong.
September 29th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
> It’s hard for me to think of something sadder than paying a woman a thousand yen to read a romance manga with you.
No sadder than paying a woman to listen to your delusions of grandeur and let you take peeks at her cleavage while you drink yourself into oblivion, which is routine practice for any respectable salaryman.
Those establishments may be weird, but they’re probably way safer and healthier to work at than kyabakura and other mizushoubai places; and they’re likely not run by yakuza.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
>No sadder than paying a woman to listen to your delusions of grandeur and let you take peeks at her cleavage while you drink yourself into oblivion, which is routine practice for any respectable salaryman.
Those establishments may be weird, but they’re probably way safer and healthier to work at than kyabakura and other mizushoubai places; and they’re likely not run by yakuza.
But what if there were Yakuza who specifically target the otaku market beacuse they’re easy money?
September 30th, 2009 at 12:59 am
man this is EPIC XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
September 30th, 2009 at 3:35 am
mt-i >> Right on, everyone lives a shitty existence. Just because most people don’t live the ronery otaku lifestyle doesn’t mean they aren’t surrounded by not-really-friends-but-people-taking-advantage-of-you saying that you’re cool when in really they think you suck.
I’d rather avail of the slapping service rather than have a girlfriend who’s a golddigger. At least the girls of the slapping cafes are honest and professional and don’t pretend to be more than the basic services they offer.
September 30th, 2009 at 11:44 am
I prefer sla-….I mean punching the girls more than getting slap by the girls for 3000yen