Can’t find anything else to post about

Eroge Migite ga tomaranai boku to, osananajimi no shimai by Waffle will be released next week on the 26th of February, and it has functions to help keep track of the more important tasks in everyday life.

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Records important everyday events such as “Today’s playstyle: Socks masturbation”, “Number of times you wanked today”, “Total number of times wanked so far (graph display possible)”, “Time taken for ejaculation” and “Average time taken for ejaculation”.

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Helps you organize and track important stuff such as “Total time spent wanking so far”, “Total number of ejaculations so far”, and has a handy graph to let you see how long you spent each time!

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Lists different new innovative methods of masturbation you might never have known about! I wonder if they’ll list onacool or katakurikoX!

You can even configure the girls to set what they say during each stage of wanking!

The official store sells the game bundled with a Tenga Egg too.

18 Responses to “Can’t find anything else to post about”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    What’s next? A USB Tenga Egg so you can get your sperm count?

  2. mor Says:

    Wii Fap where?

  3. Anonymous Says:

    Yeah….kinda creepy…..your mother wouldnt hug you if she knew about this…

  4. Anonymous Says:

    Where’s your tenga egg review?

  5. Anonymous Says:

    You misspelled osananajimi

  6. Anonymous Says:

    >Can’t find anything else to post about

    wasnt worth it

  7. Booger Says:

    Nice try Zepy but unfortunately Sankaku got the whole perverted otakuism all ironed out.

    You could go for a more informative summary such as “This week’s eroge releases”. Heiseidemocracy was my definitive source before Shingo joined JAST and abandoned the site.

    Canned Dogs used to be up there as well before updates became more sporadic and more tabloid-like.

    But if you’re busy, hey its ok.

  8. Booger Says:

    Just would like to reiterate that your comprehensive write-ups regarding the anime industry were what made this blog great (and quoted by more professional sources such as animenewsnetwork and kotaku)

  9. Jumbo Says:

    While I’m happy to see Kurashima-san (Mappiirakku) doing illustrations again, I think I’ll be skipping on this one and simply replaying Ashi-Kimi again.

    I really wish he was doing more anime character design work as opposed to random single episode story-boarding etc.

  10. Anonymous Says:

    sankaku…ann…kotaku

    so much fail

  11. ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮ enialB Says:

    I like the entry!

    I’m not sure what everyone’s problem with it is. If it was posted on sankaku, I didn’t notice it and it’s my first time hearing about this wonderful product.

    While it’s not for me, I’m always interested in seeing what my brothers across the sea are buying.

  12. Anonymous Says:

    Just wait until they make a fap together party game for the Wii. Shit will be a hit.

  13. marco Says:

    Awesome post!

  14. Koji Oe Says:

    I need this.

  15. TaikutsuJoker Says:

    I don’t understand. This game will record your real “activity” or what?

  16. Anonymous Says:

    >I don’t understand. This game will record your real “activity” or what?

    just fucking wow.

  17. Zeroblade Says:

    I must have this.

  18. Anonymous Says:

    Is there an easier translation of this or an English version? My kanji sux:(

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