Canned Dogs

Eroge Migite ga tomaranai boku to, osananajimi no shimai by Waffle will be released next week on the 26th of February, and it has functions to help keep track of the more important tasks in everyday life.

Records important everyday events such as “Today’s playstyle: Socks masturbation”, “Number of times you wanked today”, “Total number of times wanked so far (graph display possible)”, “Time taken for ejaculation” and “Average time taken for ejaculation”.

Helps you organize and track important stuff such as “Total time spent wanking so far”, “Total number of ejaculations so far”, and has a handy graph to let you see how long you spent each time!

Lists different new innovative methods of masturbation you might never have known about! I wonder if they’ll list onacool or katakurikoX!

You can even configure the girls to set what they say during each stage of wanking!

The official store sells the game bundled with a Tenga Egg too.

Irisu Syndrome! Metsu has been released
It can be downloaded from vector here. For players that already cleared the original game, the code to unlock metsu mode is up up up up right right down at the title screen. Otherwise it’ll unlock when 40k points is achieved.

The Gonzo online shop is reopened again
Thanks to gia for letting me know

A new disgaea game is coming on the PS3
They need to get Yoshitsuna to come back to direct again

The Disappearance of Haruhi was ranked 7th in the box office on opening weekend.

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Max Factory’s upcoming eroge se.kirara will apparently be distributed for free online, this is a full complete game too, with an anime opening, over 100 CGs (not including variations), and over 15 H-scenes.

That is enough volume to rival other games that are selling at full price, and would completely shame those other full price games that were released incomplete, or that other recent eroge that had no actual sex scenes.

The game was originally announced to sell at full price, but they made the surprise announcement recently that the game will be released free instead.

The limited edition of the game will sell at 2,800 yen and will come with a figma figure, and they also plan to have a series of figma figures for the game, but of course none of that will sell if people end up not liking the game too much.

However not all 2009 anime have had their DVD release yet.

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Famitsu has accidentally posted the magazine cover for next week’s issue of Famitsu on their website and it has revealed that they’ll be having a feature on a new game called “Love Plus+”.

It was posted here but it has since been removed.

Via: ラブプラスの続編「ラブプラス プラス」が発売決定

Edit: Fixed image

The one yahoo auction with the film containing Fate’s smile from the final scene in the Nanoha movie has ended at 532,000 yen (US$5,886).

People that watch the movie 3 times get a memorial film strip of 5 frames from random part of the movie, and this particular film strip shows the scene where Fate is wearing Nanoha’s ribbon and smiling.

Also it seems the seller of this film strip has already put 139 strips of film from the Nanoha movie on auction. I guess this is good business.

Programmable USB foot switches have gone on sale in Akihabara recently and Akibablog reports that it is now completely sold out everywhere, with at least one shop that sold everything on the same day that they received their shipment.

These USB foot switches can be programmed to do commands like double-click or ctrl+s, and can help to free your hands so your hands can be free to do… more important tasks.

It comes in two models, a single foot switch which sells at 2,980 yen, and a triple foot switch that sells at 5,980 yen.

Guy: I’d like to tattoo a picture of Fate-chan on my back

Shop: Ahhh Fate-chan is nice isn’t she!! What age should she be at? What about the barrier jacket?

Guy: Elementary school version, and please come up with some different clothes instead of the barrier jacket. Bardiche will need to be in there.

Shop: Okay, I’ll let you know once it’s ready

Result:

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Flying panties will go on sale starting on the 6th of March for 1000 yen. They’re ornithopter panties that flap their “wings” to fly, and were made under the supervision of Sci-fi writer Nojiri Housuke.

Also they will be holding a event called Sora fest! on the 6th of March, where everybody can get together and fly their panties together. And they’ll have a workshop on the day itself on how to make your own flying panties and also a talk session on flight by some famous people.

The panties can supposedly stay in flight for 20 seconds powered just by rubber bands. I can’t imagine how it’ll look when 100 people fly their panties.